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Stupid News

While some news is really important, need to know stuff, this news- not so much. The sole purpose of this page is to make you either laugh, feel better about your own life, or both. It's nonstop morons on parade!!

Burglar Tries To Kick In A Door. Shoots Himself In The Process

Woman Calls Cops When McDonald’s Wouldn’t Serve Her Breakfast

Woman Stabs Her Husband After Seeing Photos Of Him With A Younger Woman- Who Actually Was Her

Woman Lights A Goop “Vagina Scented” Candle, And It Explodes Into "An Inferno"

Dude Calls Cops When A Guy Pulls A Gun On Him… For Trying To Steal His Truck

Car Thief Goes Back To Lecture Owner After He Sees What She Left In Her Car

Woman Gets Sparkling Revenge on Cheating Boyfriend

Dude Gets Stoned, Naked, And Assaults A Female Coworker – All On His First Day

This Is Why You Don’t Put Your Christmas Tree In The Fire Place

A Forgotten Password May Cost A Guy $234 MILLION In Bitcoin

2 Chickens Stage A Protest At Mc Donald's… Sort Of

This Could Be The Best Mug Shot Of The Year

No, This Is NOT A 5G Chip Implanted When You Get Your COVID-19 Vaccine

Story Update: Man Wins Lawsuit Against His Parents For Throwing Out His Porn Collection

Police Pull Over Car Wrapped In Festive Christmas Lights

Dude Dons ONLY A Panda Head And Roller Blades Down The Highway With A Golf Club

Cops Chase Pantless Dude

Dead Car Battery Leads To Arrest Of Two Idiot Thieves

We’ve all joked about not eating sushi purchased at a gas station. Turn out we were right!

Dude Calls Police For Help After The SUV That He STOLE Ran Out Of Gas

A Bar In the UK Gets Around Restrictions By Registering Itself As A Church

Guy Repeatedly Calls 911 To Burp- Gets 6 Months In Jail For His Efforts

Dude Destroys Store And Cars Over His “Missing” Dope Pipe

Guy’s Tire is Stolen. Thief Replaces It With A Frozen Turkey

Guy Steals Empty Cash Register, Freezes His Backside Off Trying To Get Away

Dude Applies For Coronavirus For A Lockdown Pass For A Less Than Legal Reason

Guys Gets Help From Doctor To Get Over His Wife’s Affair. Turns Out the Doc Was The Wife’s Lover

Dude Crashes his Motorcycle, Shoots Himself, Gets Hit By A Car

Guy Sells Car, Then Steals It Back

Woman Drives Strangers Truck Into A Pond Because She Didn’t Get A Free Breakfast.

Wanted Dude Gets Busted When He’s Found Sleeping At McDonald’s

Finally, It’s True: Drugs Found In Person’s Butt Weren’t Actually His

Your Ghost Could Win A Job

Guy Over Reacts to Girlfriend's Son's Yelp Review- And by Over React, We Mean Beat Up

Angry KFC Customer Demands Refund- Then Does Drive-By Shooting For Good Measure

Mom Gives Kids “Rotten” Skittles For A Month

Crime Tips #8432: Never Return To The Scene Of The Crime To Sell Your Stolen Goods

WHOOPS!! Dude Crashed Into A Pole While Trying To Film A UFO

Women Tells Cops The Meth She Bought Was Junk

The Tale Of the Hurricane, The Downed Tree, and The Bees

Well, This Is Bad News For People Who Don’t Like Their Picture Taken

Student Uses Fake Bomb Threat to Get Out Of Homework

This May Be the Tackiest Wedding RSVP Card EVER!!

Pro-Tip #586: If You Have Committed A Crime, Avoid Places Where Cops Hang Out

If You Love Cheeseburgers- This Is The Job For You!!

Criminal “Mastermind” Admits Stealing Police Dog To A Cop

Woman Caught Chewing On Miniature Horse’s Mane. Not Surprisingly, She Was Stoned.

Woman Tries To Have Her Husband’s Mistress Killed As A Birthday Gift To Herself

Woman Tries To Take An Adult Toy On A “Test Drive” Before Buying It

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